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Bawdy Stories in Limericks Form

An Adult eBook

This is a 55-page collection of bawdy limericks, but in the unique format of raunchy stories. A limerick, of course, is a five-line verse (most often dirty) with a specific rhyming pattern and beat (meter). A limerick story is a longer tale, created by linking a sequence of the typical limerick five-liners. If you like a limerick, you'll love a limerick story!

Here is an example of a lewd limerick story from the Lecher's Limericks eBook:

GOOD GIRLS DON’T 


There are girls who will solemnly say,	
They’ve engaged in some heavy foreplay.
	This they’ll gladly confess,
	Though they’ll staunchly profess,
That they never would go all the way.

Curiosity it has been said,
Will lead these young girls into bed,	
	They’ll touch and they’ll stroke,
	They’ll prod and they’ll poke,
And even go down and give head.

They’ll roll and they’ll romp and they’ll suck,
And they’ll come more than once with good luck,
	They’ll let the right guy
	Chow down at the Y,
But you’d better not ask them to fuck.  
              						
Much like an old girlfriend of mine,
To finger and nibble was fine.
	I could suck on a breast,
	Could do most of the rest,
But at screwing she drew a hard line.

With this cute highschool girl they called Meg,		
I’d plead and I’d whine and I’d beg,			
	But the way that I came
	Was always the same,
I would end up just humping her leg.

YES, YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS IS NOT EROTIC POETRY. THESE LECHEROUS LIMERICKS ARE DIRTY POEMS!

A list of the limerick story titles hints at this fun collection of verse:

dirty LimericksThese include the best of the limerick stories that first appeared in the 1999 book, Limericks for Lechers which is now out of print. Some were revised and improved, and some newer originals added. The author, Robert W. Birch, also includes some of his own illustrations (nothing explicit). Bob promises that his limericks are better than his drawings!

Buy this 55 page collection as an eBook for the low price of only $6.95. It will come to you in .pdf format as an email attachment. Once downloaded onto your computer, a .pdf file can be opened with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader. If you need the Acrobat Reader program on your computer .pdf files, you can download the program FREE.

Buy Lecher's Limericks now for only $6.95, and of course there is no postage. For information on ordering, email the author or order securely at the author's larger site.

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY NAMED HINKLE, another bawdy collection of limericks as a .pdf file email attachment.

If you like naughty poetry and raunchy limericks, you have to read . . .

BAWDY BALLADS & LECHEROUS LIMERICKS

. . . great companion to the "AND THAT IS THAT" raunchy collection
. . . but you must be an adult,
and you must not pee when you laugh.

Learn more about these naughty but playful books and for information on ordering, email the author or order securely at the author's larger site.

 AND THAT IS THAT: A Book of Dirty Rotten Verse

  • Definitely an ADULTS ONLY collection of explicit humor in both rhyme and free verse.
  • This book goes beyond erotic . . . it is just plain dirty.
  • Printed on demand, spiral bound and sold at a very low price.
  • It is also available as a chap book at an even lower price.

For information on ordering, email the author or order securely at the author's larger site.

The Clean Limericks
The Bawdy Limericks
Dirty Limericks by Birch
Limericks about those Body Parts
An Adult Limericks Story
Fun with Fractured Limericks
The Tutorial on Writing Limericks

© 2004 - 2007  The poems and limericks on this site are copyrighted by
Robert W. Birch or the guest author cited, and may not be copied or reproduced in any manner without the permission of the author.